Saturday 31 March 2012

Lock up your kids ! Betty Woodengran is behind the wheel

Now I don't know what it is about those naughty Woodenmums but they're getting in trouble again. You may remember back in the summer of 2010, Jessica and Johnny Woodenmum got in trouble for joyriding - I told you that shocking news in this blogpost here.  Well, some of you in the comments said you blame the parents but I think we should have looked a further generation back. This time, it's naughty Betty Woodengran causing havoc behind the wheel. Just look at the wake of destruction - she's run over a cow (revenge for the one that chased her here ?!), caused a car crash and knocked over a road sign.

Even more humiliating, she fell off the roof of the car she was being silly on and ended up showing her bloomers to the world ! She's such an embarrassment !

Here she is getting carted off by the police. Yes, you can hang your head in shame, Betty Woodengran. What were you thinking ?!

Off to the cells with you. That nice policeman will come and let you out tomorrow if you behave yourself.

 (Yes, that may be the bottom of Pierre's cot, if you look closely !)

Thursday 22 March 2012

What goes up must come down !

After spending all that time getting up close and personal with the animals at the zoo earlier in the week, Betty Woodenmum decided that she wanted to get closer to her feathered friends this time and enjoy a bird's eye view of the world.

She decided to share teddy's hot air balloon - up she goes !

Oooh look at the view !

Oh no, Betty ! That's another fine mess you got yourself into ! Lucky your foot got caught in that rope - hold on tight until Teddy pulls you back up ! Chased by cows, falling out of hot air balloons ... whatever are you going to get up to next ?!

Wednesday 21 March 2012

A Trip to the Zoo for Betty Woodenmum

Yesterday, Betty Woodenmum (which is what the girls have decided the Woodenmums' gran is called !) decided to visit the zoo. She had great fun riding a friendly hermit crab. 

Then she went riding on an elephant, who looked extremely worried. She's only been here a week and she's already terrorising the animals ! 

She decided to try being a cowgirl next and started trying to ride a bull. 

But she must have had red knickers on because the bull was having none of it and starting chasing her ! Oh no, run Betty, run ! 

After all that excitement, she needed a nice sit down with a cup of tea and decided to stick to the quieter animals, having a nice cuddle with a baby monkey. Goodness me, what will she get up to next ?! Rumour has it, she wants to fly like a bird next - I bet she gets into trouble again. What is it with these naughty Woodenmums ?! 

(PS For those of you who are new to the Jenny/Betty Woodenmum blog, sorry about the quality of some of the photos - most of them are taken by the girls!)

Sunday 18 March 2012

Look who's come to visit !

Exciting news from The Madhouse ! It's Mother's Day today and look who's come to visit !

Jenny Woodenmum's very own mum ! Rumour has it, she's just as adventurous as her daughter so it looks like we'll be hearing a lot more from her over the coming weeks and months ! The Woodenmums' blog is back - watch this space !!