Sign your name across my bark !

Betty WoodenGran !! Will you get down from there ! I can't take my eyes off you for one second !

Admittedly she's the not the only one to have carved her name on this poor tree but even so ...

Looking for the best seat for the Olympics !

Betty WoodenGran didn't manage to get herself any tickets for the London Olympics so she's been out and about trying to find the ultimate viewing spot. She thought about the London Eye for a bird's eye view of the Games. But - aha - what's that in the background?

Oh my goodness, she looks like King Kong with a blue rinse !

No Betty, you can't climb up Big Ben ! (If you love the look of this fabulous Big Ben 3D puzzle, click through to my reviews blog !)

Having a bit of a naughty streak (which is definitely where Jenny WoodenMum and the kids get it from), she decided to try climbing up to the top of this JCB digger to see if it would give her a good view.

But in the end, the only view she got was of the inside of a police car. Oh Betty, when will you learn ?!

Fine Dining and not so fine toilets !

 Betty WoodenGran didn't feel like cooking today so she decided to head out to a little French bistrot-café for lunch.

 While she waited for the food to arrive, she tucked in to a plate of nibbles - one was enough because they were nearly as big as her !

She opted for a classic dish from Alsace - choucroute royale, which is like Sauerkraut (cabbage) with boiled potatoes, sausages and ham.

After all that food (and wine), she needed a trip to the toilet. Eeeek no door to the men's part ?!! Just as well there was nobody there !!

(Note to parents - this is what happens when you put the kids in charge of the Betty-cam !!)